Good day, mortals, and Happy New Fear.
I finally have my new website out on crudelisdiabolus.com. You may also notice that I’m going to release a new single called “Quintessence” tomorrow (3rd January 2014). Well, actually, it’ll be out in 35 minutes…
The song will be included in Niko Saarela's science fiction movie "Cased", so check it out too: casedofficial.tumblr.com
And here, listen some Lordi for your late New Year.
Many times have I wondered why American punctuation has to be so illogical compared to our way to punctuate here in Finland, more accurately around quotations. Other differences in punctuation are just differences in grammatical punctuation rules, although English punctuation is much more intuitive that Finnish punctuation. I did some research and found out our Finnish way is pretty much the same as the British way to punctuate around quotes, also called the logical quotation, while the other one was indeed the “American style”. In that previous sentence I used the British style while an American would probably have written it like this:
The other one was indeed the “American style.”
Now you might ask why it is more logical that the period or full stop comes after the quotation mark. I tell you why. It is more logical to put the period outside the quote because it is not part of the quotation! Do you see, people? You should put stuff belonging in there only in the quotation. Most often in the American style, they don’t put only the quoted punctuation marks in the quote but also the marks separating the quote from the text around it. I’ll provide you with some example sentences.
I told him, “Man, the riff is a killer but the rest is a throwaway.” (Lordi – The Riff)
In both styles of punctuation, the period will be in the quote since it is part of the quotation! If the main clause is after the quotation, the punctuation differs between styles:
“Man, the riff is a killer but the rest is a throwaway”, I told him. (British)
“Man, the riff is a killer but the rest is a throwaway,” I told him. (American)
You see how the Americans put the comma that separates the quotation from the main clause. What I think is that it’s illogical to put it in the quote as it is not part of the quote but separates the quote from the main clause and therefore should not be in the quote.
Sorry to explain it in words of one syllable but I want to make sure everyone gets my point. In my opinion, you should only include the original quotation in the quote and leave other stuff out. Of course, if you have the main clause after the quotation, you’ll have to omit the period if it was there but that’s not a valid reason to replace it with a comma, is it?
Again, there is no real problem if the quote includes an exclamation mark (!) or a question mark (?) since they always belong in the quote and therefore are put inside. Even in the American style, you should always exclude a semicolon (;), gods only know why.
The American way is in a way simpler, as you don’t have to use your brain. The only thing you are required to do is to put everything inside the quotation. That’s it. All the punctuation marks just go inside. This is not the more logical way but the easier-to-remember way. I have never actually liked this kind of stuff that Americans do to English, make it simpler and at the same time more illogical because they can. No offence, Americans! It’s just natural that languages change when spoken. Personally I just think I’d like to be rational rather than make things “easier”. In my case, it’s not actually easier to put the fucking comma inside the quotation as it makes my head hurt.
Conclusion: it’s all about logic. I’m very much into logic so… it’s nice to be, say, logical. Of course, this is just my opinion. You can still punctuate however you like. Logically or illogically. :3
PS. In Finnish, we separate the main clause with a colon (:) if the quotation comes afterwards.
I told him: “Man, the riff is a killer but the rest is a throwaway.”
I understand the logic of using comma there, as it is more symmetrical to the case where the main clause comes after the quotation, but still, I think it’s reasonable to use colon too since that’s what colons are for: they are for this sort of use. In a way, quotes are the same. If you know what I mean. If you don’t, then whatsoever. There is no counterpart for colon to be used when the main clause comes after the quotation so that’s one reason to use comma.
Hello creeps and happy end of the world, the end that didn't come. To honour the doomsday that is yet to come I finally released my long-late extended play, Fragments of Space-Time. It can be downloaded for free at my Bandcamp.
In other news, Gangnam Style has reached 109 views, which is cool. It's actually a good song althought I'm not very much into that kind of music. What I am into (a few bands for ya):
Look, it seems much happier now that I repaired it! Let us all be happy! <3 <3 <3 :3 :3 :3
Web design. The easiest and the hardest thing in existence. Sometimes it feels it is so unbelievably easy that you could offer your skills to whole world. Though sometimes it feels desperately annoying. This blog, for instance, looks like a piece of sssshhhheeeet when you think about it. Not very well positioned graphics. I was trying to make it look compatible with my now-at-last-finished-and-soon-to-be-released hub website but I failed, I think. It is not as good as it should. Also, the theme is not as good as it looked like when I found it.
Well, that’s about self-criticism. Later today I should receive the Scarchives vol. 1. Lordi’s first performance ever in DVD and first album (which was never released, though, until now). Some new music to listen to, and supposedly good music. I can’t wait until… today. Okay, I should sleep now. I’m not thinking clearly.
School. The ylioppilaskirjoitukset, the greatest exams I will ever have in my life, probably. Not even a month till the first exam, biology. I should start reading – I should have started a month ago but did I? Why didn’t I? Am I lazy? Oh yes.
There was a little incident that tried to depress me but I’m not going to let it beat my semi-optimistic realism. And that’s enough about depression, let’s talk about something more delightful. Oh wait, this is a monologue. A monologue, this is a blog post. What did I expect?
I’m talking to my own head. This can’t be good.
Also, the EP I’ve been preparing to release for a couple months now is been ready that long, and I should finally spit it out on my Bandcamp. But I feel like something is missing from it. I have the digital booklet, I have the cover art, everything, the songs, a bonus song, even a Flash version of the digital booklet (thanks to Killjoy). What am I waiting for? A good question it is, indeed.
Okay, now I should sleep.
Wait, maybe finish my homework for mathematics. And chemistry.
Goddammit.